Bitten by Reality: How to secure the integrity of future elections – Morning Thread

So the story is all over The Internets: Reality Winner, a 25 year old Useful Idiot, leaked a buncha classified documents to The Intercept in order to further the meme that “Trump Stole the Election with the help of Russian Hackers.”

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Well, OK then.

If you really believe The Rooshins put The Orange Hitler in the White House then you should be All In on Fixin’ The Problem.

I have A Solution to make sure Such A Thing Never Happens Again.

I know I’m talkin’ krazy but what the hey:

All paper ballots, everywhere and all the time.

Kinda hard for Pooty Poot to find a cheat there (but The Dead in Chicago have done OK by that method for a while…)

In fact, I’ll go few better: require photo ID, no same day registration and kibosh the whole early voting deal too.

I suppose absentee balloting can stay but it should be on Double Secret Probation.

And there you have it – Election Security we can all agree on, right?

I’ll be holding my breath in anticipation of the Proggy Lefties jumping on The Paper Ballot Bandwagon.

I expect it will occur about the same time as the Enviro Division of The Above Named go All In to Save The Planet by supporting Nuke-leer Powah.

Feeling.

Kinda.

Dizzy.

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