Uncle Bruno takes a whack at poetry. Lizzy Borden beware…OVERNIGHT THREAD

Apropos of all the talk of political assassination making the rounds lately Uncle Bruno’s wandering mind landed on the head of his Favorite Commie: Leon Trotsky.

With apologies to Anonymous:


Leon Trotsky “took” an axe

When Ramon Mercador gave him 40 whacks.

Just when Leon thought Ramon was done

Mercador gave him forty one.


Now there’s a bit of doggerel even Uncle Joe Stalin could love…


About Bruno Strozek 471 Articles
Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Hot Gas & Sparta Report since July 2016.By writing an ungodly number of Reader Submissions from April 2016 through June 2016 Strozek essentially brow-beat the Hot Gas/Sparta Report senior editorship into a quivering mass of submission thereby securing his present position.Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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