Apropos of all the talk of political assassination making the rounds lately Uncle Bruno’s wandering mind landed on the head of his Favorite Commie: Leon Trotsky.
With apologies to Anonymous:
Leon Trotsky “took” an axe
When Ramon Mercador gave him 40 whacks.
Just when Leon thought Ramon was done
Mercador gave him forty one.
Now there’s a bit of doggerel even Uncle Joe Stalin could love…