Rubbish: Now that we have a fan, Pu, I think it’s time to announce our line of “Pu And Rubbish” merchandise!
Pu: You’re kidding, right? Don’t you think that’s a bit . . . premature?
Rubbish: No way! The love that I feel coming from the comments has got to mean there’s a YUGE market for our swag.
Pu: I’m not all that sure. What did you have in mind?
Rubbish: Well, the guy who was blacktopping my driveway said he had a cousin who did websites. I had to pay him in cash but he did the site for cheap! Have a look: Pu And Rubbish Merch
Pu: My Gawd, Rubbish!
Rubbish: What’s the problem?
Pu: It’s all in Spanish!
Rubbish: ¡Qué va!
Pu: Way, dude!
Rubbish: Well, maybe this wasn’t such a hot idea.
Pu: ‘¿Tú crees?
Rubbish: Yeah, I’ll take it down. Our fan will be soooo disappointed.