Tuesday night saw the sudden trending of everyone’s favorite periodical hashtag Offend Everyone In 4 Words. A favorite of Right-thinking individuals everywhere, Offend Everyone In 4 Words is rarer than a unicorn and far more magical. Like Santa Claus, the McRib sandwich, and your ex-wife #OffendEveryoneIn4Words comes every once in a while.
Offend Everyone In 4 Words typically devolves into conservatives, alt-righties, and general trolls taking the piss out of liberals everywhere. Not that we need an excuse to trigger and annoy liberals. Making sure millions of people around the world see it is pretty fun, though.
Enough chit-chat. Let’s dive right in and see some of the best (worst?) that Offend Everyone In 4 Words has to offer.
Straight, white, Christian male #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
— Steve Hirsch (@Stevenwhirsch99) April 12, 2017
Well, if you’re going to piss people off there’s no surer way of doing it than admitting to being a straight, white, Christian male. Rot in hell fellow cisgendered a-hole. Rot in hell.
— ?Rampant Deplorable (@dryheat115) April 12, 2017
Who says you can’t be wildly offensive AND fabulous at the same time?
Harambe deserved to die #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
— Khareena (@GhoulishSirena) April 12, 2017
Hey, not cool! Harambe was a kind gentle soul who was just trying to protect that poor, neglected child. It’s not like he ever did anything violent or…
Your baby is ugly #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
— Nate Churchill (@Nate_Churchill_) April 12, 2017
To be fair, though, most babies are ugly. I feel like anyone getting offended by this is just denying reality.
— Dave Matt (@davematt88) April 12, 2017
Look at Kendall Jenner standing up to that fake cop in that fake protest. So brave!
Your stupid, so their #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
— Patch Bohan (@Trickpatch) April 11, 2017
Your feelings aren’t facts.
— Serenity (@Sweetie4Prez) April 12, 2017
What? That doesn’t feel right to me…
#OffendEveryoneIn4Words Naked photos of Hillary! ?
— Undocumented_Troll (@Intant_Troll) April 12, 2017
Thank you for that mental image while I try to drift off to sleep tonight…jerk.
— Ann (@AnnRn4vr) April 12, 2017
You know what? I ain’t even mad.
Leggings are not pants. #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
— Renae Wilson (@TikaBoo4U) April 12, 2017
I’ll take it a step further and say leggings should have government-mandated weight requirements. Take care of that before you start buliding the wall, Trump. Make leggings great again!
TRUMP is everyone’s President #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
— Patrick Remis™ (@remisisland) April 12, 2017
— Dokktor Propagansett (@dokktorpropagan) April 12, 2017
Not sure how to respond to that one…
I really love Nickleback. #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
— Classhole (@UberClasshole) May 7, 2015
Liar. No one loves Nickleback.
#OffendEveryoneIn4Words Searching “Abortion” on Groupon
— The Wright Anna (@HYFwRight32) April 17, 2015
Well…I think we have a winner.
I suggest you get on over to Twitter if you’ve never experienced the wonder of #HowToOffendEveryoneIn4Words. It really is the most fun you can have on the Internet by yourself.