The only brackets Your Uncle Bruno cares about are the one’s where the ganja is hanging to dry out.

(“Drying out” being a concept that UB vigorously resists in every other circumstance…)

Still, Sparta’s Favorite Uncle managed to pick three winners from March Madness Week’s offerings:

An easy lay-up:

RyanCare Proves Why the GOP Establishment Always Loses   by PolAgnostic

A slam dunk:

Trump to Cut Funding to the UN by 50% – It’s About Time   by KingsJester

And a three pointer at the buzzer:

The Deep State versus President Trump     by Patrick Pulatie


Uncle Bruno also loves him some Charles Barkley and the Steaks on a Plane commercial.

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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