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Simply Irredeemable

Okay, so last week there was a post about Robert Palmer’s ‘Addicted to Love’ that suggested an obvious parody song, ‘Addicted to Trump.’ Well, I thought about it, and realized that it just didn’t flow as well as I wanted it to. But his other big hit, on the other hand, was much more workable. And so, as a response to a sort-of request (more of a suggestion that wasn’t for anyone in particular), here is the latest in the series of presidential songs. Who knows…the President might even get to see these and get a laugh out of them. I can dream, right?

Anyway, never forget that this is what the establishment thinks of us. Never, ever back down…

SIMPLY IRREDEEMABLE (with apologies to the late Robert Palmer)

How can it be permissible?

He’s sticking to his principles, no, no

That kind of thing is mythical

He’s anything but typical

None of us did endorse, we’re a powerful force

But he just won’t conform, so there’s no other course

You used to be votes for us, but now we find you

Simply irredeemable

Simply irredeemable

Her message was so powerful, huh!

Her win was unavoidable

This has to be reversible

His base can’t be invincible

We’re the natural law, and we don’t have a flaw

We deserve the applause, no surrender because

You used to be votes for us, but now we find you

Simply irredeemable

Simply irredeemable

Simply irredeemable (She’s so fine, don’t you worry where the money went)

Simply irredeemable (Get in line, you’ve no other place to go)

It’s inconceivable, he’s gonna build that wall

He gives us fears like we never felt before

He’s keeping promises, while we flout every law

You used to vote for us, but now we find you

Simply irredeemable (Jeb’s in line, what did we get for our money spent)

Simply irredeemable (Chuck and Mitch, put his cabinet through slow)

Our needs are indisputable

Our actions will be suitable

His intentions are so horrible

His voters are deplorable

So our crazies will shout, media will cast doubt

We’ll attack every day, make his cabinet drop out

You used to look up to us, but now we find you

Simply irredeemable

Simply irredeemable

(DC’s mine, you won’t know where all my money went)

Simply irredeemable (I’ll be fine, I’ll keep up my status quo)

(See my house, folks like you will pay my bills and rent)

Simply irredeemable (Vulgar swine, I will never ever go)

Simply irredeemable

 
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