#OSCARFAIL: The Beclowning

Oh, do they love themselves.

Narcissus, you ain’t go nuthin’ on Hollywood.

But Sunday night the gears of the Illusion Factory got clogged up with hubristic sand when The Big Moment turned into The Big Fail.

Some ChiTown guy once said “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.”

Nothing like a heaping helping ridicule in front of a world-wide audience to get the ol’ schadenfreude juices flowing.

These arrogant, self-important , self-righteous twits have been happily lecturing their “lessers” on all the things that Must Be Done.

Wudda crock of crapalooski.

A gigantic fail from which there is no retreat, made even more delicious because of the condescending arrogance that preceded it.

And we’re supposed to take these putzes seriously on anything?

Go back to making make believe and STFU.

Hollywood, you are the laughingstock of the world.

Nemesis, you sly dog; well done.

Very well done.

Bruno Strozek

Written by Bruno Strozek

Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.


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