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ACADEMY AWARDAPOLOOZA! Oscar Night Open Thread

Am I watching?

Nah.

I got a sock drawer to re-arrange.

I’ve just been waiting for the right occasion to post that classic Sophia Loren & Jayne Mansfield pic.

Now that was when The Oscars was fun!

PS: HIDDEN FIGURES  gets the nod for Best Picture.

(You heard it here first…)

 
Bruno Strozek

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Bruno Strozek is the author of occasionally semi-coherent piffle and has been a Writer/Editor at Sparta Report since July 2016.

Strozek, along with his alter-egos the decadent, drug-addled Sixties refugee Uncle Bruno and his intolerably feminist SJW Cousin Brunoetta have been riding the not-yet crested wave of deplorability with posts covering politics, sports, entertainment and zombies.

Aptly described as both "hilarious and deeply disturbed" Strozek has enthusiastically embraced the recommendation of the late Raoul Duke that "when the going gets weird the weird turn pro."

Although he has fallen far short of his bucket-list goal of writing for such respectable rags as The National Enquirer and The Weekly World News Strozek is grateful for the opportunity to pen his unhinged screeds at Sparta Report and is constantly amazed and delighted at the reception his pieces receive in the cements.

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