Every once in a while you can find a post so Epic in content that the best thing to do is just pass it on.
1) If it would get you thrown out of a bar, it will get you thrown out of here
2) Try to keep off topic discussion to the open thread or the forums
3) Ejections will be sending the offender to "commune with the fishes" - notice will not usually be given in advance or acknowledged after execution
4) Confirmation will only be made in cases where an EXAMPLE must be made to "encourage the others"