A Minnesota Trumpocolypse? Updated for the Final Weekend!

What once was fantasy is now on the very cusp of reality.


On November 1 the the Twin Cities CBS affiliate ran a story about Trump winning a statewide high school mock election.

Don’t discount this, as most high school elections reflect “dinner-table conversations” with Mom & Dad (or Mom & Mom or Dad & Dad – this is Minnesota…).

The StarTribune reluctantly reports that El Donaldo is exceeding expectations on the blue collar Iron Range. 

If steelworkers are supporting Trump it’s a sign that many union members statewide will abandon the DFL come Election Day and vote for The Donald.

A recent poll of MN-8 shows Trump with a ginormous twelve point lead over Clinton.

If this carries over to the Twin Cities north and northwest suburbs (a culturally similar population to the NE Minny) the DFL is in big trouble.

The original  July 29 post follows:


A Trumpocolypse in the making? How The Donald could win Minnesota


Could this be the year the Loon & Tick state finally goes red?

Can The Donald do what no other Republican has done since Tricky Dick took Minnesota in 1972?

Don’t bet the farm on it, but there is a way El Donaldo could (could!) thread the needle and pick Hillary’s pocket to the tune of 10 electoral votes.

Here’s how Team Trump could engineer the perfect storm:

1. The State of Crazy

Jesse Ventura.  Al Franken. Keith X Ellison. Michele Bachmann (that’ll play well in the cements…).

History shows that the Minnesota electorate are not risk aversive if there is a potential for a big  goofy payoff.

While most Minnesotan’s are descended from humorless and dour Scandinavian/German stock, it is also a populace that takes a perverse pride in living through -40 degree cold in the winter and enduring an unending assault by Mothra-sized mosquitoes in the summertime.

Minnesotan’s are a weird lot and periodically they just need to do something crazy to stay sane.

Could this be another one of those years?

Update: The vibe is weirder than usual.  This bodes well for Trump. Lutefisk OD’d Norwegians do goofy shit.

2. Green versus Red in the Arrowhead Country.

Not red as in Republican.  Red as in the dust from taconite and iron ore, the source of NE Minnesota’s jobs.

Imported ore from South America and steel shipped in from the Pacific Rim have caused the economy of the Iron Range to scream.  Many of the iron pits are idle and new mining efforts are being held up or thwarted by wealthy tree-hugging elites from the Twin Cities who see the mineral-rich lands in proximity to the Boundary Waters as an extension of their personal playground.

Labor has always been king on The Iron Range. Back in the 1930’s these folks voted a Real Deal Communist, John Bernard, into the US House of Representatives under the guise of the Farmer-Labor party.

Up on Da Range, being a commie wasn’t a bug, it was a feature.

Rangers are a proud and feisty bunch.  In 2010 long time CD-8 rep Jim Oberstar was booted after 30+ years in Congress when his globalist elitism and sense of entitlement became the focus of the campaign.

If Trump can tap into the northeast’s simmering anger over lost jobs and the condescension of the finger-waging Twin Cities “packsackers” who smugly know what’s best for all the jack-pine savages Up North, he could steal the Range’s votes or possibly convince them to sit the election out.

Either way, a major Democratic party stronghold is taken out of play.

Update: Trump is “killing it” on the Iron Range.  Flipping the vote in NE Minny is The Key to the Trumpocolypse.  It’s happening but will it be enough offset the metro?

3. Make a play for the Pissed Off Hipsters

Bernie Sanders won the DFL presidential caucuses going away.  There’s the Left, then there is the Minnesota Left.

Voting for Bernie was the cool revolutionary thing to do.

Voting for Hillary because she’s an entitled woman?  Meh.

Look, Trump is never going to carry the Young and the Hip, but by subjecting HRC to a constant barrage of ridicule and humiliation The Don could suppress enough of the Twin Cities vote to make the game close.

(Election Day tell: if DFL turnout is down in Minneapolis and St. Paul proper, we could be talking upset here.)

Update: There is major enthusiasm for Hillary from the lesbian community, from Women of a Certain Age and from the Somalis.  After that, “yawn”. Look for a depressed “youth” turnout in the metro. Bernie was Da Man for the Millennials and they probably won’t put down the bong and brave the forecasted Election Day rain to vote Hillary.

4. The North Suburbs and the I-94 Corridor

This was Jesse Ventura’s sweet spot.  This area is home to thousands of independent-minded blue collar and trades folks.  Solidly culturally and economically conservative, they form a natural base for The Donald.

This is where Team Trump needs Monster Voter Turnout.

The Feather-Boa’ed One ran away with the vote here.

Look for Trump to swing through Anoka County to fire up the voters who haven’t darkened the inside of a polling place since 1998.

Two Joe Biden words: St. Cloud Mall Attack.  The ISIS inspired terror attack at the Crossroads Mall in St. Cloud will drive an uptick in turnout.  This is Red Country anyway, but now it’s Pissed Off Red Country.  Think Monster Vote in CD-6.

The Bottom Line

If (big if) everything outlined above comes together then Trump has a long-shot chance of winning the North Star State.

There is no way Trump tops 46-47% of the vote under perfect conditions.

He’ll need an assist from the Green Party. They’ll need to siphon off 3-5% of Hillary’s vote for Donald in order to squeak by with a razor-thin victory, probably by around 3,000 to 5,000 votes. (Just enough to be outside the DFL Margin of Vote Fraud.)

If Minnesota goes Red, it’s Landslide City.

Who knows, this might be the year the Vikings win the Super Bowl, too…

Update: Minnesota is probably still a Bridge Too Far for Trump. Still, as a Sign and Portent it bodes well for other blue collar states like Ohio, Michigan and possibly Pennsylvania.


The DFL Early Vote makes the difference.

Here it is: Clinton: 48%, Trump 46% Johnson 4 %  Stein 2%.

Close, but No Cigar.


Last minute update, Friday Morning moments before post time:

Well, hold on a second here.  This letter from a DFL apparatchik was prominently featured on the Minneapolis StarTribune’s Editorial Page today:  African-American early voter turnout is significantly down.  Like WAY down… 

If this holds for The General all bets are off.  And the fact that the Red Star felt the need to run with this story 96 hours out?



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